and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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