i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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