I must be too annoying 4 u.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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