Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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