Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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