Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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