it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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