Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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