i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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