who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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