is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
