If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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