i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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