what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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