Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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