Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...