We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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sex in a hospital.. check
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I think i got beer on your cat.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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