So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
