Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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