YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
