I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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