My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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