I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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