Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Randomize