It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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