Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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