what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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