My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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