I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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