i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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I need you to use more vowels.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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