why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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