is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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