You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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