i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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