me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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