i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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