So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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