You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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