Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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