he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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