so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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