i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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