3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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