i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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