Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
did i walk over a car last night?
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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