have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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