How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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