Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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