I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Boobs speak an international language.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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