I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i was born a porn star she said
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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