You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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