no. you can't hotbox the world.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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